I realize I'm not the first person to think this up. I'm not original one iota.
But I don't give a fuck.
This is genius.
Shout out to Mr. Bill Bradley, who sent me mine.
On an off hand note, and for the few readers who would get it, I was watching Wisdom with Emilio Estevez, and two thoughts came into my head:
1) I have a sudden desire to see Men At Work
2) Emilio Estevez looks a lot like Jeep.