Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Snakes on the brain...

I realize I'm not the first person to think this up. I'm not original one iota.

But I don't give a fuck.

This is genius.

Shout out to Mr. Bill Bradley, who sent me mine.

On an off hand note, and for the few readers who would get it, I was watching Wisdom with Emilio Estevez, and two thoughts came into my head:
1) I have a sudden desire to see Men At Work
2) Emilio Estevez looks a lot like Jeep.


-Brady said...

I know I have mentioned this before but I still think that the title to snakes on a plane should be more specific, Like "Snakes on a plane, and they're killing everyone!" And while we are talking about SOAP I am starting to think it's going to suck even more than it might have sucked before the people on the internet got a hold of it.

For example: there was a time, before the internet when nerds got together in small groups. Everyone hated nerds. They even made movies about lovable nerds that people hated and called it "nerds". The only time nerds would get to gether would be at conventions and the hobbie shop to buy 20 sided dice. Nerds talked about stuff with other nerds in and around there comumity but it was still small numbers. One felt safe in the knowledge that they were better than everyone else and they knew more and had a lower armor class than other "normal" people. We could pretend to fight with light sabers and no one would know except our close nerd elitist friends who where waiting their turn to cut off lukes hand.

The internet was a cool place to use your computer hacking skills to get porn or the anarchist handbook. But then Prodigy came along.

Prodigy was cool at first because you could talk to other nerds and they could tell you not to eat the pie but to save it and throw it at the snow monster in Kings Quest. it was a small comunity of other nerds and it was kinda fun, but things got out of hand.

The internet, has now become a nerdfest. it's so easy to do things on the internet you don't have to know DOS or how to figure out your THAC0 or even know what THAC0 means! we now "surf" on an internet where most of the people doesn't know what THAC0 stands for, I can't believe it!

The internet has become cool and things nerds once did have become cool in a jokey, BS way. Like talking about movies and how to make them cooler. I have no problem with thanking people on myspace for supporting your movie, I have a problem with people on my space thinking they are cooler and have a better armor class than me! Before I only had a small number of nerds to deal with, most of whom were my friends, now everyone thinks they are a nerd. it's become so outragous that nerds and non nerds alike have changed a movie. It's going to be a case of too many nerds trying to be the dungon master, it's gonna suck.

Formerly, The Dude Spoke said...


Formerly, The Dude Spoke said...

It's your Osbourne's arguement all over again, dude.

-Brady said...

I know, you're right, but what can I say, I'm an elitist and I like my things to be mine, not those damn 15 year olds that ruin everthing! Don't even get me started on my "Titanic" rampage, the film that made the teenagers the rulers of the world.

Formerly, The Dude Spoke said...

I should just have you write up your Titanic arguement, and post it here. That reminds me, I wanna have Pavlus write his "Why John Stockwell is a better director than M. Night Shyamalan" rant, too.

-Brady said...

I'll write it up, but I'm no writer guy. maybe i'll give it to you to edit first. And for the record, I saw Lady in the water and didn't think it was that bad, I mean the guys from Pennsylvania, I gotta stick up for him just because of that.

-Brady said...

And by the way, did you know that Samuel Jackson can't say the name "Brady"?

Formerly, The Dude Spoke said...

Samuel L Jackson can also not say "Dan".

I shit you not