Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Like a Pirate, my blog is Rated Arrrrrrr


I found this site that rates your blog.

I'm rated R.

Fuckin' A!!!!

BALLS!!!!!!

(Actually, I got the R for the words "ASS", "DEAD", and "CRAPPY". That leads me to believe I am strongly lacking in sex, but prolific in vulgarity and violence.

So to correct this, I offer the following:

WHORES!

RUSTY TROMBONE!

SEXY TWIN NURSES!!

AND LET'S THROW IN GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE AND BLOODSHED, TO BOOT!!

This message brought to you by the 13 year old boy inside of me. The one who likes boobies and swearing like a muthafuckin snake on a muthafuckin plane.

And BOBA FETT!!!!!

His backpack's... got jets!

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