I consider myself as a man of a spiritual nature, but not by any conventional means recognized by anyone besides myself. However, I recently discovered on my desk sits my epitome of spirituality. I present to you, the fine members of...
THE POWER SQUAD!!!
BUDDHA! YODA! JESUS! EINSTEIN! SPIDERMAN!
Together, these forces combine to provide me with a path heretofor never seen by man or beast!
(Man, I will do anything to not work today)