That's right. I'm a dork. I often try to trap spiders in the hopes that one day, the proper one will bite me and I'll be able to attain the same powersd as Peter Parker.
And while my delusional fantasy world often comes crumbling around me (sadly, too often) I can take comfort in knowing that Sam Raimi and his dilligent crew are hard at work entertaining me in an experience that's as close to being Spiderman as I will get.
Behold, the new teaser for Spiderman 3. I wet my pants with glee.
And because I had too much iced tea.