Dude here again. This weekend is feeling a little less fast and furious than last week. It was just a passing trend, like snap bracelets or my engagement. But this week there promises to be something that, while not quite either fast or furious, could be seen as infuriating. Particularly if you have children who love Disney channel. Not my kids, though. Because I don't have any kids.
That are in this country.
This weekend, The not really (but apparently so) anticipated motion picture debut of Hannah Montana opened up against a movie everybody dismissed as Paul Blart 2. On Easter weekend, no less. Let's go to the numbers, shall we? (All in millions, remember, and these are the studio estimates. The actuals will be available on Monday).
1. Hannah Montana The Movie (BV) - $34.0, 3118 screens, week 1, $34.0 total
2. Fast and Furious (Uni)- $28.7, 3472 screens, week 2, $118.0 total
3. Monsters Vs. Aliens (Par/DW) - $22.6, 4136 screens, week 3, $141.0 total
4. Observe and Report (WB) - $11.1, 2727 screens, week 1, $11.1 total
5. Knowing (Sum) $6.6, 2925 screens, week 4, $68.0 total
6. I Love You, Man (Par/DW)- $6.4, 2643 screens, week 4, $58.9 total
7. The Haunting in Connecticut (LGF)- $5.7, 2721 screens, week 3, $46.2 total
8. Dragonball Evolution (Fox) - $4.6, 2181 screens, week 1, $4.6 total
9. Adventureland (Mir) - $3.4, 1876 screens, week 2, $11.4 total
10. Duplicity (Uni)- $2.9, 1965 screens, week 4, $36.8 total
So those are the numbers, but what do they mean? Well, it means that Miley Cyrus can pack in the kids. This time, doing a fictional narrative as opposed to her 3-D concert event from last year, Hannah Montana made a tidy profit. Far much better than her Jonas Brothers peers from a few weeks ago. (Remember that movie? No? Strange...) The G-rating probably helped attract whole families who didn't really want to go see it in the first place, but had to shut up the screaming tween girl in their presence.
Observe and Report, the dark side of mall cop obsession with Seth Rogen as one of the more unlikable characters this side of Fred Simmons, took the fourth spot. Honestly, having seen this movie, I'm impressed it did that well. The movie is dark and twisted and far from everybody's cup of tea. Naturally, I loved it.
Fast and Furious suffered an almost 60% drop in it's second weekend, but that's still not enough to quell talks of a fifth (5!) Fast and Furious movie, which will now simply be referred to as Fasturious.
And this week, Fox once again tries to wipe egg off its face with the pathetic release of Dragonball Evolution. After this, 12 Rounds, and Street Fighter, not to mention the interweb release of Wolverine a month early, Fox isn't looking too good these days. Yeah, that Watchmen lawsuit probably didn't pay off as well as they were hoping either, as Watchmen proved to not be the huge hit everyone thought it would be.
But Watchmen does rock. Despite the fact I read somewhere that someone shot themselves in the head and killed themselves during a showing of it.
There you have my amazing break down. Next week, the only sequel to a movie I've ever wanted: Crank 2. something else comes out, too, but who cares?
Until next weekend.......