It's fuckin Friday!

It's fuckin Friday and I am FUCKIN PUMPED!!!!

It's my roommate Dan's birthday today and that can mean only one thing: WE'RE GOIN' TO FUCKIN' RED LOBSTER BITCHES!!!


I got him something for his birthday. Here's a hint:



That's right! I got him Kim Cattrall!!!

(Just kidding, I got him all teh seasons of Sex and the City on Blu Ray, but it's just like the same thing)!

Here's something to watch real fuckin loud at work, and/or with impressionable children around!!!



There's a weekend full of movies to see!!! Go see Inglorious Basterds! Or District 9! Or Cold Souls! Or (500) Days of Summer!(Review forthcoming). All good movies that you can check out at your local cinemas! (Mostly)!

And a hearty congratulations to friend of the blog Brady (or as the British girls like to call him "I'm Brady"). I received a mysterious text from him earlier today that simply read "I just got hitched". Fuckin a, dude! Way to go!

NERDY CUPCAKES!!!!


Sorry, those cheddar bay biscuits are like CRACK ROCK!!!!!!