Friday, January 25, 2008
Oh, Jessica Alba... at least we'll always have those fries.
So, I finally got to see The Eye, the latest magnum opus from Jessica Alba. Ms. Alba, as you may remember, briefly courted me. But I was too much man for her to take. I think she cried, and immediately ran off into the arms of some dude who knocked her up. (Sadly, disturbingly, not the first time it's happened).
Anyway, I saw it, but since I feel the need to keep the site I write for happy with exclusive contact, I'm merely going to link to the review.
The short version is, it's ass.