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All I did all day was bug him about intestinators!!

Most times, my job is boring...

But then there are some days when I get to produce masterpieces such as these...

Martial Outlaw


Open Fire


Lost gems from the 90s that make me realize I was born in the wrong era. Still, these were fun to cut. And it makes me want to watch more Jeff Wincott movies.

(FUN FACT: His brother is the gravel voiced villain from Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves and The Crow!)

Oh, yeah. We didn't win the contest.

It's been awhile. Apologies to the 3 of you who continue to read this. It's my homepage, and I'm getting tired of it popping up so I decided to change that.

Yeah, in case you didn't know we didn't win the contest. One of the other M For Messiah's came in the top 12, but not us. Oh well, there's always next time. Bigger and better things should be afoot, anyway.

Saw some movies. The skinny of it is these are the best ones this year thus far: Grand Budapest Hotel, The Raid 2, Guardians Of The Galaxy, New Planet of the Apes, New Captain America, New Xmen, New Godzilla, and Pompeii. Of course, those are the only ones I've seen of this year. So there's that.

Here's the Low Cool trilogy once again, in the proper order of the initial sizzle reel. Let it sink in...