tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-274977492024-03-13T04:51:06.303-07:00There's Always Mini-GolfA somewhat irregular collection of my thoughts on life, the universe, and everything else. (By which I usually mean movies).The Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.comBlogger828125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-39600583460196008832020-08-23T18:44:00.007-07:002020-08-23T19:02:12.213-07:00Psycho Granny is now available on Hulu!!<p> I finally got to watch it, and it was great! </p><p>Check it out on Hulu! Y'know the streaming service that everyone is talking about after they've exhausted the other options. (But they have HGTV, so suck it Netflix)</p><p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WG69Mz-NAN4" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>The Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-18676745361215838372019-05-14T09:42:00.000-07:002019-05-14T09:42:08.558-07:00PSYCHO GRANNY!!! SATURDAY MAY 18th @ 8 PM!!!!!!!Check this shit out!!!!!!<br />
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WATCH IT!! HASHTAG IT!!! LET EVERYBODY KNOW!!!!<br />
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#psychogrannyThe Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-42709402449808694202017-09-22T14:50:00.002-07:002017-09-22T14:50:45.005-07:00Wes Anderson's Isle Of DogsA new Wes Anderson stop motion film!<br />
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AN EXCUSE FOR ME TO ONCE AGAIN TROT OUT FANTASTIC MR ANDERSON!!!<br />
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#isleofdogs, #wesanderson, #jasonschwartzman, #jasonschwartzmangivemeacallmanThe Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-10698027539088132902017-05-22T15:43:00.001-07:002017-05-22T15:51:45.596-07:00Alien Vs. Predator : Annihilocalpyse!<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" mozallowfullscreen="" src="https://player.vimeo.com/video/218215651" webkitallowfullscreen="" width="640"></iframe><br />
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I had some free time. And I've been wanting to do this for a long time now. So, I finally made a single film wherein a Predator (or 4) verses some Aliens. With few humans as possible. <br />
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And lots of ridiculous little bits. <br />
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And one EXTREMELY obscure joke that 3 people in the world will probably get. #underworld<br />
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So, in case Alien: Covenant left you wanting more, or less (don't know, haven't seen it yet) I present to you... ALIEN VS. PREDATOR: ANNIHILOCALPYSE!<br />
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#aliencovenant #alien #predatorThe Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-86735793740471047172016-12-08T17:01:00.003-08:002016-12-08T17:01:36.444-08:00Thirsty MessiahFinally got around to making a few tweaks. Enjoy!<br />
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I remember I always wanted to swede Be Kind Rewind so that Michel Gondry's head would implode with whimsy. Alas, I never did. Slacker.<br />
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(Oooh, a Sweded Slacker! Although it would be super easy...)The Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-57362387837733163892015-11-10T13:24:00.002-08:002015-11-10T13:34:29.606-08:00Mindfulness: Be Happy Now!Because I am never one to back down from shameless self-promotion, the latest film I edited - Mindfulness: Be Happy Now - is available on <a href="http://apple.co/1kJSQOI" target="_blank">iTunes</a> and <a href="http://amzn.to/1M3YfcI" target="_blank">Amazon</a> and <a href="http://bit.ly/1RLp72Y" target="_blank">Google</a> and <a href="http://bit.ly/1SfQhi8" target="_blank">Vudu</a> and probably a few other different places starting today!<br />
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Watch it and be mindful!<br />
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So what better reason to re-post this site's fan favorite, Fantastic Mr. Anderson!!<br />
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#I_don't_know_how_#'s_workThe Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-73042449475960143142015-05-20T08:18:00.000-07:002015-05-20T08:18:09.631-07:00Trip Down Memory Lane<br />
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Then, one fateful day in May 1993, they went and pulled a switcheroo.<br />
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Then 4 years later, they made this replacement, which was less of a shock.<br />
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Even if there is the cannibalistic nature of a soda drinking another soda.<br />
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As a former General Cinema loyalist, I tend to have some nostalgia for these old things. Especially since they don't exist anymore, all bought out by AMC.<br />
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There's a theater in Sherman Oaks, CA, though that was a former GCC theater (It's Pacific Theaters now) that never upgraded the carpets or design, so it's occasionally awesome to go there and bathe in uncomfortable seats and nostalgia.<br />
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This is merely a fraction of the awesomeness that is Mad Max Fury Road. <br />
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Words can't do justice to it. It's amazing, near-perfect, gorgeous, exhilarating...<br />
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Just go see it. On as big a screen as possible. The Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-22788135039336322192015-02-19T22:19:00.001-08:002015-02-19T22:19:46.611-08:00Jurassic World Better Be This Awesome<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/5ah2xFRUaOg" width="560"></iframe><br />The Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-11833707530315621092014-12-24T08:47:00.001-08:002014-12-24T08:47:09.456-08:00There can be only...<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/kxslisJSAcE" width="560"></iframe><br />
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All I did all day was bug him about <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sImtaK89BE0" target="_blank">intestinators</a>!!The Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-2568152440683941802014-11-07T13:22:00.001-08:002014-11-07T13:22:52.223-08:00Most times, my job is boring...But then there are some days when I get to produce masterpieces such as these...<br /><br />Martial Outlaw<br />
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Lost gems from the 90s that make me realize I was born in the wrong era. Still, these were fun to cut. And it makes me want to watch more Jeff Wincott movies. <br /><br />(FUN FACT: His brother is the gravel voiced villain from Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves and The Crow!)The Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-66948618544484743272014-08-23T11:50:00.003-07:002014-08-23T11:52:21.080-07:00Oh, yeah. We didn't win the contest. It's been awhile. Apologies to the 3 of you who continue to read this. It's my homepage, and I'm getting tired of it popping up so I decided to change that.<br />
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Yeah, in case you didn't know we didn't win the contest. One of the other M For Messiah's came in the top 12, but not us. Oh well, there's always next time. Bigger and better things should be afoot, anyway.<br />
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Saw some movies. The skinny of it is these are the best ones this year thus far: Grand Budapest Hotel, The Raid 2, Guardians Of The Galaxy, New Planet of the Apes, New Captain America, New Xmen, New Godzilla, and Pompeii. Of course, those are the only ones I've seen of this year. So there's that.<br />
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Here's the Low Cool trilogy once again, in the proper order of the initial sizzle reel. Let it sink in...<br />
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After a month of bothering you all, the end of it is nigh! We thank you
all for your support thus far, and for those who haven't yet, we're
thanking you in advance<span class="text_exposed_show">!<br /> <br /> Voting ends TONIGHT at 11:55 EST. (8:55 pacific!)<br /> <br />
GO to the link. WATCH the flick! VOTE for it. (It's the little Facebook
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friends, family etc on all your social medium if you can!<br /> <br /> WATCH, VOTE, SHARE, LOVE!!! THANKS!!!!<br /> <br /> <a href="http://26th.abcsofdeathpart2.com/entry/m-is-for-messiah-2/" rel="nofollow nofollow" target="_blank">http://26th.abcsofdeathpart2.com/entry/m-is-for-messiah-2/</a></span></span><br />
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The Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-44740300380681299162013-10-16T17:24:00.000-07:002013-10-16T17:24:02.107-07:00M Is For Messiah - Vote Now!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The ABCs of Death Part 2 is having another contest. Last year, my friend <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXXV-5SmnmM" target="_blank">Shane Free's</a> short made it to the final 5! This year, I've gone ahead (with the help of a script courtesy of R. Bill Mountain) and made an entry titled (as you have guessed)... <a href="http://26th.abcsofdeathpart2.com/entry/m-is-for-messiah-2/" target="_blank">M Is For Messiah</a>!<br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show"> All you have to do is 1. Click on the link and watch it 2.
"Like" it on Facebook to vote 3. Share it! <a href="http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2F26th.abcsofdeathpart2.com%2Fentry%2Fm-is-for-messiah-2%2F&h=aAQEaQbgP&s=1" rel="nofollow nofollow" target="_blank">http://26th.abcsofdeathpart2.com/entry/m-is-for-messiah-2/</a></span></span><br />
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<span class="userContent"><span class="text_exposed_show">Lather, rinse repeat! How's that for a slice of fried gold? <br /><br />So please enjoy, and please share with others! Thanks for rockin'!</span></span>The Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-15902906844672028112013-10-09T23:53:00.001-07:002013-10-09T23:53:12.572-07:00All The Boys Love Mandy Lane: The Lost Review <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hi everybody! So, as you may remember, I used to write awesome reviews of flicks for Moviesonline.ca back in the day. It was a fun gig, even if I was pretty lazy at it. (Just look at how easy the cut-and-paste box office reports I used to write were!). <br /><br />But 5 & 1/2 years ago I began writing a review for a much buzzed-about indie horror flick. I began writing the evening after I saw the film (probably while high) but stopped short due to the fact that the release date had been pushed back several months. Anyone who knows the fate of this movie knows what happened next, where the release kept getting pushed, then owing the distributor, then looking like it would never come out at all. <br /><br />(Fun fact, this prompted one of my best moments over at Movieline when Amber Heard came out as gay, I immediately quipped "Oh sure, she comes out yet All The Boys Love Mandy Lane still hasn't!" one of my prouder quick thinking jokes, but I digress).<br /><br />Anyhow, I'm looking at the schedule of new releases this weekend and happen upon a certain movie that is FINALLY getting a release! I have vague recollections of the flick, but I dug deep into the archives and found my review, which I would greatly like to share with all of you now. The review hasn't been touched since October 26th, 2010, but was created on February 27th, 2008, just to give you an idea of how long it's been. (I even remember talking with a friend on my way to the screening, and she was telling me how she had just seen a rough cut of Benjamin Button because she had to start making the trailer!)<br />
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Aside from this intro, which is considerably longer than the review itself, it is as I wrote it, which is why it will end so abruptly. <br /><br />I will say this much about the flick in hindsight. I seem to recall the hype surrounding the film being a bit overblown, but I do recall that I thought it was decently directed by Jonathan Levine and that Amber Heard was both gorgeous and was gonna be huge, and I think I've been proven correct on both fronts. As the myth of this film grew (because nobody saw it) so did everybody's opinion of it. It didn't redefine any genres, it was just a nicely done story told well with competence. And looking back at my records, I see that I had seen Diary of the Dead a few weeks prior, which might also explain my higher opinion of the flick. <br /><br />Again, I digress...<br /><br />So without further padding out of an imaginary word count, here is The Dude's official review of All The Boys Love Mandy Lane:<br /> ****************************<br />
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<br />All The Boys Love Mandy Lane might very well be the greatest After School Special imaginable. It warns teens of the dangers of excessive drinking, pot smoking, and premarital sex. And those dangers are gruesome deaths exacted by a psychopath who may or may not, as the title suggests, love Mandy Lane. <br /><br />Mandy Lane (Amber Heard) seems to be the most popular girl in school. Mostly because she's developed into a hottie. But she still retains that bit of cool that she had before she developed, much to the chagrin of said all boys. The movie begins with a party Mandy is suddenly invited to, while her best friend Duckie, I mean Emmit, loves her from afar. Then Emmit convinces Dylan, some blond preppy asshole, to do something crazy for the attention of Ms. Lane. This ends badly.<br /><br />Cut to the end of junior year, and Mandy is invited up to a secluded ranch for a weekend of debauchery with what seems the perfect cross check of high school cliches. (The jerk, the jealous hot chick, the less hot slut who feels the need to put out, the football player, and the stoner). As the title suggests, all the boys want to get with Ms. Lane, and as I previously mentioned, all these folks may or may not meet a tragic ending.<br /><br />I enjoyed All The Boys Love Mandy Lane. It's far from a perfect film, but with regards to other films of this ilk, it's pretty damn good. The characters didn't annoy me as much as they have in recent horror films (*cough DIARYOFTHEDEAD cough*), and the actors are fair to decent. The best, naturally, is Mandy Lane herself, Amber Heard. She proves that, like her character, there's more going on inside then the pretty (damn hot) exterior would lead you to believe. The Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-83953429187776698602013-10-01T10:35:00.001-07:002013-10-01T10:35:33.802-07:00Something amazing is coming...<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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It's coming soon...<br />
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And it has something to do with this picture...The Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-67578298747159020072013-09-15T10:19:00.002-07:002013-09-15T10:19:15.999-07:00Fear The Barfitron!<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/qJfd-6Fa11M" width="640"></iframe><br />
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The latest twisted tale of terror from the sick mind of MD Payne! Now with more barf!The Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-89163729326024021312013-08-30T15:39:00.004-07:002013-08-30T15:39:46.181-07:00Have a Crackin' good Labor Day weekend<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/EpBLG3pkpk4" width="640"></iframe><br />The Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-87996400276650301542013-06-27T17:47:00.001-07:002013-06-27T17:49:39.976-07:00They should just call it "Furious 6: Fuck Physics!!!"Because that's what it was. Glorious physics-defying nonsense.<br />
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And I loved every moment of it. The Dude Speakshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12353701934462797960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27497749.post-51227728894049010532013-05-20T11:00:00.002-07:002013-05-20T11:00:37.282-07:00Iron Man's good, Star Trek's good, Oblivion's good...Those are the only theatrical flicks I've seen since Spring Breakers. I enjoyed each one. I found them all entertaining, visually pleasing, and not overly long or serious. <br /><br />If I were to choose a "best" out of them, the edge goes to Iron Man, only because he's barely Iron Man at all, and halfway through it kinda becomes Lethal Weapon 5. Star Trek was damn entertaining, but there was something I felt lacking, though this could be due to the headache the 3D Lie-max produced.<br />
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And Oblivion was fun in a sterile 70s sci-fi way, even if I liked it better when it was called Moon.<br />
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Anyway, that's what I feel about that. Catching up on flicks, I really liked Cloud Atlas and The Guilt Trip, mostly because I viewed them on a plane and they distracted me from flying. (Even if a plane explodes in Cloud Atlas). And if you haven't seen A Perfect Getaway yet, do so. Highly entertaining.<br />
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That's what I got. Here's a picture of MacGruber.<br />
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